We Just Want To Make You Smile….

Written by: Kim Sawyer

A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While there, the wife passed away.  An undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”  The man thought about it and told the undertaker he would just her shipped home.  The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home. when it would be wonderful to be buried here, and you would spend only $150?”

The man replied, “Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can’t take that chance.”

Happy Sunday everyone!

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