Happy Wednesday! Time is flying isn’t it? Well, here we are again — for WordPlay Wednesday. Did you all see the Michael Jackson Memorial yesterday? Wasn’t that something? It was a very nice celebration of his life, don’t you think?

Okay, here are the topics for this week. Remember, for every topic, keep your comments to five words.

1) Woman Prank Calls Her Grandmother 45 times in One Day

2) Fourth Grade Teacher Pretends To Be Groom To One of His Students in Mock Wedding

3) Seven Out of Ten Republicans Would Vote For Sarah Palin If She Ran For President

4) You Can Guess Someone’s Social Security Via Publicly Available Data on State and Date of Birth — Especially If That Person Was Born After 1988

5) People are Pledging Their Soul As Collateral for Loans