These are tough times for our society, huh?  Everywhere you look or every time you turn on or listen to the news, the state of the economy is top news.  So, based on what we already know, there’s no need for me to regurgitate the woes of the economy, right?  Well, at least not today.:–)  So, let’s be entertained today.  I found the following incidents on the internet and they had me, um, scratching my head in disbelief.  I’d like to know what you think, so here goes:

1)  Man Calls 911 After Subway Left Sauce Off Sandwich: In Jacksonville, FL, a man called the 911 to complain that Subway left sauce off of his spicy Italian sandwich.  He then called back to complain that the officers weren’t responding quick enough.  He was arrested for making false 911 calls.

2)  Man Calls 911 To Report Slot Machine Stole His Money: In Tampa, FL, a man called 911 twice to report a slot machine, at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, stole his money.  He was arrested for making false 911 calls.

3)  Alleged Car Thief is Car Jacked: In Salinas, CA, a man who previously had stolen a pick up truck was car jacked for the same pick up truck he had stolen.  It seems that the man was sitting in the stolen pick up truck at a 7-11 when he was carjacked.  The carjacker told the thief to start driving.  Soon after, the truck ran out of gas and the carjacker told the thief to get out and push.  But, the thief ran away and called the police.

4)  Bandit Bungles Cafe Holdup, Leaves A Tip: In Metairie, LA, a man, dressed as a woman walked into a cafe at 12:45 a.m. and ordered 2 doughnuts.  He opened up the purse he was carrying and handed the employee a $5 bill.  When the employee opened the register, the man pulled out a gun.  The employee screamed and dropped to the floor.  The man then ran out of the cafe, leaving behind his doughnuts and $5.

I could go on and on about unbelievable incidents that have recently happened, but I think I’ll give you a chance to digest the ones I’ve listed.  Also, I’m sure you’ve heard of some crazy stuff happening in our society.  I’d be interested in hearing them as I could use a good laugh.

I’m sitting at work this afternoon and my daughter nonchalantly, and without warning, texts me and says Bernie Mac died today. Hold on, we all know by now, he didn’t. But I surprised myself and instantly began to cry. I am at work trying not to go into the ugly cry (a new job. they don’t know me yet) and simultaneously going online to get the scoop. The scoop is: somehow rumors got to flying saying Bernie was dead when in fact he is very ill but expected to make a full recovery! Let the melodious chorus begin! My spirit was lifted! My Bernie is still with us!!!

So as usual, I had to sit and analyze what just happened. I guess I didn’t realize how much I loved me some Bernie Mac! The Mac man is all that! My first time for truly acknowledging and giving credence to Bernie Mac was Kings of Comedy. (Summa ma…) Anyway, I love hearing that man talk about beating kids down to the white meat. I have never beaten my kids like that, nor do I think it is legal or right, but child… I love hearing Bernie Mac talking about it!

The thing I love about Bernie is, from everything I have seen; he is just a decent guy. He doesn’t stay in the rag magazines. He gives credit to others. He doesn’t wife hop. And it is clear he loves his family. The guy is a good guy! I loved watching Guess Who, Ocean’s 11 and 12, etc., but that doesn’t compare to the many times I would be doubled over laughing at him on the Bernie Mac show. Especially when he would get on Jordan!

Bernie Mac is a naturally, gifted, talented funny man! I am so glad he is still with us, aren’t you!!!