Tiger Woods is accustomed to keeping a scorecard while golfing in a tournament.  Keeping score correctly is such a big part of golf that a player can be disqualified if their scorecard has an error on it.  Well, it is becoming increasingly difficult to keep score in this drama surrounding the world’s #1 golfer.  But hey, it is worth a shot.

• The National Enquirerer ran an article about Tiger having an affair with a waitress/model/hostess/club hopper from New York.
• Tiger had an “accident” leaving his house.  First reports indicate alcohol was not involved.  Later reports say Woods was laying on the street barefoot and sleeping.
• Tiger apologizes for “transgressions” and says he has let his family down – something you don’t say if you only had a wreck.
• A Florida trooper who suspected Woods was driving under the influence sought a subpoena for the golfer’s blood results from the hospital he was taken to after the crash, but prosecutors rejected the petition for insufficient information.
• Woods allegedly gives his wife $5 million to stay with him for two more years, changes the amount she would receive if they divorce from $20 million to $55 million and reduces the number of years for her to get the money from 10 to 7.
• If Woods’ wife, Elin, lasts another seven years, rather than just two, she’ll reportedly make $80 million total thanks to a new payment schedule spread out over the five years after the agreement vests—and it goes without saying that she’ll never be allowed to tell her side of the story.
• At last count, 9 women have came forward saying they have had past affairs with Woods.
• Tiger Woods Inc. reportedly paid girl #1, Rachel Uchitel, $1 million dollars or more to stay quiet and cancel press conference.

New Developments

• On Tuesday, emergency workers were reportedly called to Woods’ mansion and a middle-aged woman with blond hair was taken away on a stretcher.  The 911 call came in at 2:36 a.m. and a woman was transported soon after to Health Central Hospital as an advanced life support patient, according to multiple reports.
• News is also breaking today that Tiger’s wife has not only moved out but also plunked down more than $2 million to buy a house back in her native Sweden, U.S. and Swedish papers report.
• Elin (Nordegren), 29, allegedly packed her bags and moved out of her home yesterday in Windermere, Fla. She reportedly purchased the house with her twin sister outside of Stockholm, the Swedish news agency HPG reports.

On one hand, it is hard to feel sorry for someone worth $1 billion dollars, but on the other hand something is going very wrong in his world.  When the dust settles, he will still have millions of dollars and his kids will hopefully be healthy.  In the meantime, Tiger needs to either learn how to be faithful or how to keep his jump offs (slang for mistress) quiet.